You Can Now Get Yourself An Adorable Four-Foot Penis-Shaped Pillow To Cuddle
Having an unusual sense of humor and love to surprise loved ones from time to time can bring in your life a lot of fun. In that manner, you can purchase from Firebox, which is an online gifting website. There is possible to find strangely adorable items!
The team of Firebox claims that an unusual gift, that revolves around penises is being bought every 1 hour and 45 minutes. That can be a challenge for everyone who loves fun and collects strange items.
The penis pillows are not exactly a new launch, these strangely and adorably cuddly pillows were lunched also as Jumbo Pierre (regular Pierre, giant Pierre, and even the world’s smallest Pierre).
Yet, as size DOES matter, Jumbo the Penis Body Pillow might be what you’re looking for!
According to Pierre’s website for all who are not satisfied with already produced pillows and want larger, they can provide supersized ones just to suit them. To that claim the website added:
“Don’t worry, he’s still got his cute little face, just on a much much bigger appendage. He must have been flaccid before because now he’s four feet of the pure magnificent shaft. Quite possibly the biggest d*ck in the world, jumbo Pierre will keep you warm on long lonely nights for as long as you need him.”
Also, this latest edition comes with a smiling face and can stand tall.
Here is the description of the item on the website:
- Pierre is back — and this time, he’s hard
- Careful! You’ll have your eye out with that!
- It’s the same size as you
- Fancy a cuddle with a worryingly large penis?
- Complete with adorable face to make it more adorable and less realistic”
The price depends on the size of the penis, the bigger one – the higher the price tag. So, the Jumbo Pierre will cost nearly $50, while the World’s Smallest Pierre is cheaper and the price is about $7.50. Yet, the size doesn’t matter, because even the smallest does have its advantages, making the perfect stress ball, due to its vigorous shakiness.
You can accept stress-buster companion as a gift, but, you can also purchase it and definitely get one in your home right now!
According to Ben Redhead, Head of Buying at Firebox “Firebox has a total of six penis-related gifts in its Top 100 products this year. Following on from this trend for all things phallic, we’re hoping to satisfy the customer’s appetite for Pierre once and for all with this brand new giant version!”
Yet, for those who aren’t in the mood of buying a penis pillow, they can buy some of the more friendly gifts offered by the retailer, such as personalized pet pillows and light up unicorn slippers.
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